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Karn: Name something you feel before you buy it.Contestant: Excited. Harvey: Name a place people like to escape to.Contestant: A drunken state!Harvey:*looks up with a 'what the hell' expression*. Contestant: Wet! [buzzer]O'Hurley: I think the holidays are going to be a very different experience for you this year. (audience laughing)They are so special and wonderful. ", "This is Joey Fatone from Universal Orlando Resort in sunny Florida! Harvey: Instead of a casket, name something a person might choose to be buried in Harvey: (starts laughing) In a---In a-- Let's see here. O'Hurley: Name something that a fed-up wife might finally tell her husband to do for himself.Contestant: Umsatisfy himself. "This is the Perry Family: Don, Yana, Doug, Heather and Ivan, ready for action! O'Hurley: One ofOprah Winfrey's favorite people.Contestant: Regis Kelly. This is the greatest show I've ever had! - said coming out of the final commercial break since the show's incarnation in 1999 until 2010, "Your partner is off-stage with headphones on; he/shecannot see or hear your answers. Vint's latest money-making scheme is to get on "Family Feud" (the nighttime syndicated edition) and win $10,000 in Fast Money. Family game night will never be the same. (From/All the way from (insert city and state,), (Returning for their (x) day, with (a total of)$XX,XXX,), you're still alive." Let's meetthe Del Campo Family: Jim, James, Ed, Steve and Robert, on your marks! Contestant 3: Their boyfriend or their girlfriend. "You know, I've done this show for six years, and this could be the first time that I had a person that actually got no points, and I think it's a damn fine way to go out. - Family Feud host (going into a first commercial break since 2003; although Richard Karn does funny jokes about the answers after the last round from 2003-2006), "It's still anybody's game, so come on back." Dawson: Name an article of clothing that children are always losing. [audience erupts in laughter]. You got to try to find the most popular answer to this question." (Do you wanna)Play or Pass? Besides medicine, tell me something else you can buy at most drugstores. "Family"! Yah, lawn, steve!Harvey:Huh, L I O N. Oh, that spelled it, what the hell is a pork lawn! Harvey: You can say that on TV? There's a lot of money at stake, so let's get started by playing our brand new Bullseye game." Our thoughts and prayers go out to his family and friends. - Ray Combs, "I say it's time to play the Feud!" THIS AINT A COMEDY ROUTINE! - Steve Harvey (said after the first half of Celebrity Family Feud). The small animal will be on the bed. What's the top answer to this question: What's Found in nearly ever refrigerator? Dawson: Name the first thing you take off after work. Thank you." Tim, give me your hand." "Stay tuned, we have two new celebrities to play Celebrity Family Feud." Harvey: How long could you go without buying something new. Now sp-spe My aunt & uncle. - Gene Wood and Richard Dawson (1978-1980) - Version B. Alright. Give it up for STEVE HARVEY!!!". [BUZZ]. Get online!" Dawson: [laughs] Cuckoo [laughs & crowd laughs] A foo-- How the hell did you people get on this show? [buzzer] You're a little strange. Harvey: Wehave a new device now called YouTube, you will be a amazing star. - Ray Combs (going into a commercial from 1989-1994), "We'll meet the (family #2) when we come back." Harvey: Name something that can ruin a kiss.Contestant: A mustache. Thank you! The survey says, the number 3 answer is Eggs. Then, advance to the next slide, where the question is displayed but not the answers. If I never do another thing, I've met the good, sweet people of the world. Playing against the (insert family #2 (and their names)), on your marks! We lost Ray back in 96, but hell be in our memory forever. Karn: Name a board game people are really good at.Contestant:Jeopardy.Karn: Or, I should say, "What isJeopardy?". - Sudden Death rules, "Who'll/Who will play? Family Feud is a game where players must guess the most popular survey answers. You need (insert how many points needed to get 200 points). - Burton Richardson (2009-10), "Want to be on Family Feud with Steve Harvey? The number 2 answer is Butter. - Richard Karn (going into a second commercial break from 2002-2003), "Remember, our goal is 300 points, so don't go away, we'll be right back." Billy, one hudred people surveyed: something you find in the bathroom. - Richard Karn (2003-2004), "Come on back tomorrow, you don't want to miss it!" Contestant 1: September. Contestant: You got to keep it full, Steve. Contestant: Well, Richard uh, I mean Ray Combs: You can call me Richard. I wish you are. O'Hurley: Name something you do to a fish.Contestant: Flush it down the toilet. But I want you to know,that I'm excited about being on CBS, and hosting this show. (insert score recap)." Hello/Welcome to (insert family #1)! Try to give me the most popular answer. Thank you! THE NOGYS!" A Penis, oh, we gonna keeping that answer. We'll start by placing $5,000 in their banks to both families." In the Continental U.S., call [[6]]. From 2002-2021, this was said before the final commercial break/fee plugs. If you've just tuned in, we welcome you to the premiere episode of our evening version. (to Jason Black, a contestant) All right, Jason; the man who knows all things depilotory! Don't forget to bookmark this site! When we come back, we're gonna play Fast Money for $20,000. Let's check the scoreboard." [buzzer] Oh, uh pass. - said before the second contestant plays Fast Money, "Let's remind everyone of (insert name)'s answers!" If we still have a show! "Introducing (all the way from (city, state),) the (insert family #1)(, ready for action (first and half of second season only))! Oh, you gotta put your shoe. You know, you're not usually married in third grade. It's time to play family feud! He didn't just folded his arms. When we come back, we'll play Fast Money and a chance for $20,000." Dawson: During what months of pregnancy does a woman begin to look pregnant? (insert two winning family members). O'Hurley: Something associated with theDallas Cowboys.Contestant: Cowboy hats. - Ray Combs (upon a strong shout sometimes whenever an answer scored zero in Fast Money), "Didn't make our survey." (And) (We'll) See you next time ((on Family Feud,) everybody/folks)." Family Feud Script view. ", 1992 Pilot (First Half): (audience cheering continues) Don't make me cry. Combs: Name a famous male country/western singer of all time. Journalist: The war in Bolodzka raged on today as rebel troops seized control. I just got the oil drilling rights to Jack Lord's hair!" It's the (insert family #1), playing against, the (insert family #2)! If you live in the New York City area (or expect to be there), call area code [[4]]. Harvey: One of them is cry everything. Family Feud has been a part of the American pop culture landscape for decades now. O'Hurley: Name an actor fromBaywatchwho is still hot today.Contestant:Brad Pitt. It's the first thing that came to my head. ", This answer will decide who will play for $XX,000., "We're giving you $500on the Green Dot re-loadable Prepaid Card. We got a good one today. Give it up for Steeeevee Harvey! "Five dollars a point, total of $(XXX,)XXX dollars, and they are coming back to play again on Family Feud." - Ray Combs (going into a commercial from 1988-1989), "We're coming right back with great questions and surprising answers (and a lot more Feuding fun) right after this." Harvey: Those--Those people on top row over there. ABC - Jackie Smith, Wally Weltmen, Joe C. Albott - they kept us on the air probably a year more than they should have, 'cause were weren't really helping them. ", Steve: "Welcome to Celebrity Family Feud! - Host (On a Face-Off buzz-in during the middle of reading a question), "The Judges are saying 'That's the same (answer)as (insert same answer).'." My parents. (sustained, hilarous laughter ensues, with shots of Combs fake-fainting)Combs: Well, let's see if it's up there! - Louie Anderson and Richard Karn(said during the Triple Round, to a controlling/opposing family whose bank may or may not have enough points to win, from 1999-2003), "If it's up there, (and you have enough points,)you'll play for $10,000/$20,000. Karn: Name an occupation that begins with the letter "J".Contestant: A jackhammerer. (Right on Target!)" - Louie Anderson (said during the Triple Round, to a controlling/opposing family whose bank may or may not have enough points to win; early from 1999), "That answer has to be up there for you to stay alive/steal. I know where you're at, man. Sometimes, a contestant reads the plug. 1. A text-based Family Feud game build on a client-server architecture. Billy Baldwin: A fax machine. Even if I never work again, they'll just be near me. All I can tell you is, this has been a very special nine years of my life! What, what is "upine", this is the greatest answer ever heard, I steal you, I steal you, I think it is the #1. Manage all your favorite fandoms in one place! "All the way from (city, state) (returning for their (x) day), it's the (insert family #1)! ), "(Please follow Family Feud on social media. A food associated with Christmas. I'm (your man)Steve Harvey. Dawson: Name a time that most people go to bed. Harvey: Name a city people win vacations to. All right. (scored 3 points). I Know! What makes this moment even better isthe other contestant's answer, "a church collection plate" was worthless, and it was theonlyanswer on the board worth less than "a joint"Harvey:It scored less than the joint. Let's meetthe Kakadelas Family: Kit, Kevin, Dana, Kim and Theresa, ready for action! It's packed with side-splitting humor and charm. - Richard Dawson (to recap the scoring after every main-game), "We're Feuding (on CBS)!" [buzzer] Dawson[to the other family]: Name something made of leather that a cowboy uses. ", 20062009: You can't possibly be trying to pull that off on national TV, you can't possibly, Arvell. Everyone/Everybody settle down! I've done lots and lots of jobs, and I've never, ever had a job like Family Feud. Combs:[during Fast Money]A position on a football team. Combs: Name an occupation helicopters are used for. We're/We are looking for (insert answer)! - Steve Harvey (2010-present), "I'm Steve Harvey. Let's try to hit the Bullseye answers for more than $25,000! FAMILY FEUD INT. Richard Dawson: Alright, there's our families, now let's start the Feud! - Richard Karn (going to a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 2003-2006), "Who's playing? Harvey: Fill in the blank, pie in the what. (I hope you had fun!) O'Hurley: Name the fastest-selling drug.Contestant:Marijuana. Thanks a lot." I'll ask you 5 questions in 20 seconds. - Ray Combs on the first episode of the CBS daytime version from 1988 [including a reference joke from The Price is Right], "Thank you. Welcome to Family Feud. F-I-L-L. Contestant: You said "F-I-L-L", right? Karn: Name a famous Dennis.Contestant: Buddy Holly. This preview shows page 1 - 2 out of 2 pages. (insert montage)(insert celebrity team #2)! Dawson: There are some street names common to cities all over the U.S., name one. Let's see. O'Hurley: Name a reason a man takes off his toupee.Contestant: To show off. Just look at me." We wont forget you. - Ray Combs (commemorating creator Mark Goodsons death in 1992), Ladies and gentlemen, we would like to remember a former host of Family Feud, Ray Combs. - demo of the Fast Money round mostly said by Richard Karn, "Now, if you put together 200 points, you will win-" - Richard Karn, "Clear the board, and let's bring out (insert name)!" O'Hurley: A late-night TV personality you fall asleep listening to.Contestant #1: Jim O'Reilly.Contestant #2:Oprah Winfrey?O'Hurley:I didn't think she was a late-night person, but if you insist! Playing against (all the way from (city, state),) the (insert family #2)(, on yourmarks (first and half of second season only))! 401(k) jelly! - Gene Wood (1981-1985), We will be back with more Family Feud with Richard Dawson in just a moment! - Gene Woods throwing back to Richard after plugs, "If your family would like to tryout for Family Feud, and you live in the Los Angeles area (or expect to be there), call area code [[2]]. Here's the question." - Steve Harvey (commemorating former host Feud Louie Anderson in 2022), "We'll be right here, right on the Family Feud. I Know! We'll miss you, Louie." The number 2 answer is (insert answer). Harvey:(grinning) I gotta go to this church! "It's time for the Family Feud! - Ray Combs/Richard Dawson (when the winning family member passed on "Blank" answer and got no points in Fast Money), "What did the/our survey say?" Harvey: Name something Steve's wife doesn't want anyone else to do to his head. And from "How I Met Dat Mama" Miss Alyson Hannagan! Steve: Welcome to Family Feud! "(audience cheering) Thank you. Harvey: No, name something you fill. Richard served as a panelist on Match Game, of which became an inspiration for the Feud. Dawson: Name an animal with really good sight. Harvey: He's praying? You need to focus and concentrate to get the money. What are y'all clappin' for?! Over the summer, weve lost a beloved member of Family Feud, Richard Dawson, the original host of our show. On the one-hour edition of the NEW FAMILY FEUD CHALLENGE!!!! Subscribe for more http://bit.ly/BONUSROUNDWatch 6 FUNNY TIMES STEVE HARVEY WENT OF SCRIPT On Family Feud | Bonus RoundFollow on Bonus Round on Facebook . The sex jelly that you use. Would you and your family like to have a good time? Steve Harvey: Well, I wouldn't bet on this team right here. There is no Fast Money. Go back (to the podium)! Harvey: Yes, one strike, we can not have two strikes. - Richard Dawson (going into a final commercial break before Fast Money is played; 1976-1985 and 1994-1995), "I need two players for $5,000/$10,000/Fast Money. [laughter from audience] You never know, Ray. Harvey: Name a place you hate going that might be more tolerable if you smoked pot first. - Richard Dawson, Ray Combs, and John O'Hurley (when a strike has gotten), "That takes us to the end of this round. 2011present: Another one, and, Fitzgeralds, get ready to steal. And we go to Sudden Death. - Ray Combs on a Fast Money loss. I hope you dressed similarly at home, 'cause we've got a good one today." Combs: A CONDOM!!?!?!?!?! Harvey:Without hesitation. Oprah Winfrey! ", "300 is the magic number! This is Family Feud. Dawson: Real or fictional, name a famous Willie. Don't let him/her see the clock. Welcome to Family Feud. ", 19761985; 19941995: SCRIPT FOR FAMILY FEUD - ILS IN APPLIED ECONOMICS *Title of the game show appears Voice over- Patuloy ang labanan para sa P250,000 dito sa Family Feud. I havekids. (Our)Survey said/says!" Let's make sure the board is cleared. Harvey: We asked 100 men, name a part of your body that's bigger than it was when you were 16 Contestant: Said,the medical terminology. (Bye-bye.)" HOO! Find your station, watch outrageous clips and even get YOUR family on the Feud! Anderson: Name something teenage boys can do for hours at a time. He was also known for his humor, and was very loyal to our viewers. I've haven't heard this many laughs, since George Jessel passed away. "It's time for the Family Feud! Then, the other family gets a chance to steal." (audience laughing)And it is agreat magic about this show, that I've never seen on any other show. Its (the champs,) (it's) the (insert family #1)! If you said Milk, you had the Bullseye answer. - said to the player before the start of the Fast Money round, "Turn around!" You fill it up. (shown on one episode of the Harvey era). How to Play Family Feud. ", you steal. - Ray Combs from the first half of the 1992 pilot, "(Ray holding the microphone saying "Thank you!") Thank-(hitting the end music in the air with his fist) Thank you so very much, thank you for tuning in at home. If you can get 100 points in the Fast Money round, you will earn 500 bonus points. Karn: Name a famous astronaut.Contestant: Neil Young. - Richard Dawson (1976-1985; 1994-1995), "For the (Family) Feud, I'm Ray Combs saying thank you for watching. It all starts now,with your host AL ROKER!!! Female contestant: Underwear. Dawson: Very good. Dawson: I beg your pardon? Combs:[during Fast Money]A word used to describe a plane flight. Alright, today we got great actors versus great directors. (1989-1994), 19992002: Hey Steve, what? Rank Video Game PowerPoint Template. I gotta do at least 30 minutes of fun and laughter, and you make me gonna cry, when you give me kind of that welcome, and I think you succeeded it. Introducing the Najimy Family: Kathy, Dan, Alexandra, Tom and Mona, ready for action! (Gets buzzed, his sister said it)Contestant: The inside of my ear. Contestant (anAir Forcecaptain):Yogi. - Richard Karn (said during the first single point round), "One answer remains up there." (with hisAl salute) - Richard Karn (shown on one episode of the Karn era), "I'm Richard Karn. Thank you very much, you made me feel right at home." His very small package. And we had everybody on this show, and he was very, very important, in that I acknowledge and thank him for it. - From Steve Harvey's early hosting, "If the (insert family team name) family wins today's show, they're going to drive away/out of herein a brand new car." ), "Is Number (insert number)(insert answer)?" Sairon: It's time to play family feud! I think I'm prepared, soif you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids! Dawson: Name something you might accidentally leave on all night. The channel changes to a political debate. - Ray Combs' alternate versions of BAM! For Steve Harvey's first year of hosting, Joey Fatone opens the show by saying the name of the game show, his own name and location.). - Ray Combs (on a Returning Champion failed to win Fast Money on the last show), "Let's play the Bullseye Game!" 2. - Louie Anderson (said during the Triple Round when the controlling family decides whether they will Pass or Play from 1999-2000), "One strike onlyfor this question." O'Hurley: SomeoneBugs Bunnymight invite to his birthday party.Contestant: Doc. When I get to you, you'll get three seconds to answer it. Bring the fun and excitement of America's favorite game show to your home computer or laptop when you download Family Feud 2 on PC or Mac. I that was very touching. Karn: Name a famous Jamie.Contestant 1: Jamie Fonda.Contestant 2: Judge Jamie Brown.Contestant 3: Jamie Star. We sure will. - Steve Harvey (commemorating original Feud host Richard Dawsons death in 2012), "Hi, folks, we have a sad news to share with you. (Steve Harvey alongside Clay Family laughing). She said, "I never presumed to tell anyone who could make a rainbow what color to make children! Bye-bye. [ The Baldwins clap and cheer ] Ray Combs: Can I see a fax machiiiiine! You win (the game (and the car))/get to play Sudden Death. All our new friends, we want to welcome you, this is a marvelous show. [laughter and applause from the audience]O'Hurley: You started off with romantic encounters in the elevatorContestant: You have no idea that this is--O'Hurley:Penicillin fromMexico, and now your advice to the fed-up husband from his wife is "go satisfy yourself". Harvey: You think because youre pronouncing the word "naked nekkid, that means it's different? You understand that don't you?". Mama's Family; s1e5 - Family Feud - script; Search. Ray Combs: Oooohhh.. first strike. Harvey: You gonna sit up here on national TV and say "nekkid", and then point at the damn board like we gonna let you get away with it! Contestant 2: Ham. No, just come on. If you can't think of something, say "pass", and we'll come back to it if there's time left." Contestant: $1.75. So come on back." Combs:[during Fast Money]A country where people have long last names. (Somebody's playing for $10,000/$20,000.)" You'll get the answer as we play Bullseye on the Family Feud Challenge!+ Introducing (our returning champions,)the (insert family #1), ready for action! Here we go with another Face-Off!" - Louie Anderson (1999-2000), "Play Feud at Uproar.com. First team/family to (reach) 400 points/dollars wins the Tournament worth (insert amount)!" You're about to see these two families battle it out, for $20,000 in cash,cause it's time to play the FAMILY FEUD!!!! Combs:[during Fast Money]A Christmas present you exchange. Combs: [during Fast Money] A state that gets a lot of snow. Thank you very much. For years on the current run (even before Steve took over), the Double question -- th. Oh rats! O'Hurley: Name a famous Betty.Contestant #1: Annette Betty.Contestant #2: Betty Washington. Thank you, please. "You got the cash/$5,000/$10,000!" "Welcome to the newFamily Feud Challenge! Dawson: Name one ofthe Three Bears. Contestant: Orange. You thought I was a loser, until you walked up here. Harvey: At what age does a person struggle to stay up til midnight on New Year's Eve. - Ray Combs (on occasion during the Triple Round if time runs short). [BUZZ]. I thanked my crew, and I thanked my director already. I love you, man. Contestant: Vicks [VapoRub]. Combs:[during Fast Money]A city in Mexico. YOU SAID IT, YOU DIDN'T ASK ME IF YOU COULD SAY THAT! There were more bad answers, including Spain, Fiji, Armenia and Saudi Arabia. Combs:[during Fast Money]Something your dog does. "Welcome to the newone-hourFamily Feud Challenge! "Thank you, and welcome to Family Feud. (Play at home!)" Make those answers count!" Points are tripled, but you only get one strike. ", you win the (game and the)car." Harvey: If Captain Hook was moonlighting as a handyman, he might replace his hook with what tool? Read the first question (e.g., Name something you eat on Thanksgiving) and the first person to hit the buzzer has five seconds to answer what they think is the best answer. [contestant buzzes in, laughter and applause]I Know! What is Family Feud? In 15/20seconds, I'll ask you five questions, you give me five answers; try to give me the most popular answers. "Harvey: Bald?Contestant: I'm offended.Harvey:Damn. This official Family Feud game pits two families against each other in a trivia competition based on survey responses from real people. Let's start the FAMILY FEUD!!!! We call it Bullseye. (On your marks!) Welcome to the Family Feud Challenge. (smacks lips) The first time I ever saw people of any color, was when D-Day left from my hometown in England, to go and free Europe from the war. - Ray Combs (on the first Face-Off question from 1988-1992), "For this question only, we surveyed/asked 100 Men/Women. From (insert location here, followed in the first season by a rhyming couplet about the family name), it's the (insert family #2)!! (laughter) We surveyed 100 people. O'Hurley: Name something women get tired of carrying.Contestant: A wig. Just drop them in the ground. Oh ho! They were good people. {turns to board] Shoes! - Richard Dawson (1975 Pilot), "(We) Love ya. Dawson[after a brief pause]: Make a note of this show. O'Hurley: A magazine you'd hate to find in your child's bedroom.Contestant: Weapons-R-Us. We surveyed 100 people; top (insert number) answers areon the board. Right after the show, outside, Don and Woodstock are gonna be kicking each other's ass. He was a producer in the beginning of the show, and he helped steer and guide the way that we went, and he and I fall a lot of times, but I tell you, that he is important, and I should acknowledge him, because he was the one, with me, that, we said, "Let anybody come on this show, anyone that could play this game, no matter what color or creed, no matter if they're in a wheelchair or they have no sight!". 100 people surveyed, top (insert number) answers are on the board. And now, here's your host, JOHN O'HURLEY!!! Despite Steve's reaction, it's on the board. [Before the answer was revealed, Combs remarked, "And if anybody at home tries it, please call the number on the bottom of the jar."]. ), "(Thanks for watching (Celebrity) Family Feud.

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